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Tagline: A Story of Exorcism! Movie Plot: A wandering young man falls in love with a young woman, who turns out to be a 127 year old witch. Annoying when that happens. More... On his way to California, Jodie decides on a whim to make a brief side trip to a farm, where he meets and falls in love with Melissa, the proverbial farmer's daughter. Or so it seems. In between the overlong dramatic pauses, we learn that Melissa is in fact a 120-year-old witch, and her remarkably spry "great-grandmother," Lucinda, is actually her sister, who has been pitchforking people to death in her spare time. When Lucinda murders a local policeman, things start to get real complicated for Jodie. Opening: The bots seek wassail Intro: Mike finds a wassail loophole; Steffi the babysitter's reign of terror Host segment 1: Mike learns that walnut ranching is hard work Host segment 2: Crow tries a test to see if he's a witch Host segment 3: Grandma Servo attacks End: Crow sells his soul to Stan; storytime with Steffi Stinger: "This is where the fish lives."
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